Podcast In Production

Ok, guys. I am working on the first official episode of my podcast and I'm looking for some volunteers to help me with some sound-bite type things I want to use to kind of separate different parts of each episode and/or just mix things up a bit. In case you want to check out the really crappy intro episode and have the podcast website address for future reference, you can check it out here:

http://hypersensitive.podbean.com/

I need some people to record the following phrases in WAV or MP3 format and email them to me. If you would like to help out but don't have the capability or know how to make such a recording, email me and I will send you my cell phone number and you can leave the phrase or phrases you want to be a part of on my voicemail. If you would like to do more than one phrase, you can combine them all on one WAV, MP3 or voicemail - just leave a few seconds of dead air in between each phrase. If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask.

Here are the phrases:

1) "What are you, like, twelve???"

2) "Hey, what's going on with that book-thing of yours?"

3) "Well, what exactly DID you do this week?"

4) "Sometimes I don't know whether to laugh at you or pity you."

5) "And your whiny cry-baby opinion would be ... ?"

6) "Does your train of thought have a caboose?"

7) "Do you even KNOW who I AM????"

8) "Geez, when are you going to get a Tivo already??"

9) [laughing] "You REALLY made me a mix tape???"

10) "Sweetie, your iTunes library could REALLY use a makeover ..."

Any recordings I receive before 7:00 PM this Friday (Nov. 16th) will definitely be used in Episode 1. I will integrate any other recordings I receive into later episodes. Thanks in advance for any help you can give on this - I am really excited about this project and working hard to improve the quality and make it successful!

Love,
Lisa