Friday, June 23, 2006

I <3 WikiHow

I have a daily "How To" from WikiHow (a user-editable How-To Guide sponsored by the Wikimedia Foundation which also operates Wikipedia) as part of my Google Home Page. It's always very amusing to read but rarely provides any information that is useful to my life. However, today's How-To seems to be right up my alley...


Related How-Tos are also suggested, such as ...

How To Talk To Celebrities

How To Ask A Celebrity For An Autograph Or Photo

and, my personal favorite

How To Talk To A Celebrity Without Annoying Them

Monday, June 19, 2006

Top Ten Things You Should Have Left Out Of Your Resume

10. Your self awarded PhD from The School Of Hard Knocks.

9. The fact that you're a level fourteen Paladin with a mighty Vorpal blade.

8. Honors: Voted Most Likely to be on "Cops" - Class of 1997.

7. Letter of recommendation from your 3rd grade teacher.

6. The thing with the cheez whiz and the crossdressing and the lizards.

5. The decorative butterfly stickers you added "for effect".

4. Excellent with that thingie, the one with the bits and the noise.

3. Fluent in Klingon and currently studying Wookie.

2. Leadership Rolls: I am the GM of my D&D group and Rimlock says I have the best storylines.

1. World record holder for high score on Minesweeper.