Monday, November 19, 2007

Hypersensitive Podcast - Episode 01

The first official episode of my podcast is finally up!

Please check it out HERE!

Don't forget to leave a comment on the podcast site to let me know what you think.



Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Podcast In Production

Ok, guys. I am working on the first official episode of my podcast and I'm looking for some volunteers to help me with some sound-bite type things I want to use to kind of separate different parts of each episode and/or just mix things up a bit. In case you want to check out the really crappy intro episode and have the podcast website address for future reference, you can check it out here:

I need some people to record the following phrases in WAV or MP3 format and email them to me. If you would like to help out but don't have the capability or know how to make such a recording, email me and I will send you my cell phone number and you can leave the phrase or phrases you want to be a part of on my voicemail. If you would like to do more than one phrase, you can combine them all on one WAV, MP3 or voicemail - just leave a few seconds of dead air in between each phrase. If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask.

Here are the phrases:

1) "What are you, like, twelve???"

2) "Hey, what's going on with that book-thing of yours?"

3) "Well, what exactly DID you do this week?"

4) "Sometimes I don't know whether to laugh at you or pity you."

5) "And your whiny cry-baby opinion would be ... ?"

6) "Does your train of thought have a caboose?"

7) "Do you even KNOW who I AM????"

8) "Geez, when are you going to get a Tivo already??"

9) [laughing] "You REALLY made me a mix tape???"

10) "Sweetie, your iTunes library could REALLY use a makeover ..."

Any recordings I receive before 7:00 PM this Friday (Nov. 16th) will definitely be used in Episode 1. I will integrate any other recordings I receive into later episodes. Thanks in advance for any help you can give on this - I am really excited about this project and working hard to improve the quality and make it successful!


Friday, November 09, 2007

Top Ten Reasons You Found a Garden Gnome by Your Bed This Morning

10. Friends don't let friends shop in the Wal-Mart lawn & garden section while on a three day bender.

9. You live next door to Happy Acres, the old age home for gnomes. One of the aides will come looking when he's discovered missing.

8. Travelocity wants to know if what they've heard about you and Priceline's William Shatner is true.

7. Technically, the gnome found you next to it this morning given you're now out in the yard with a killer hangover.

6. During your drunken escapade last night you vaguely recall hitting on some small, yet incredibly attractive, woman wearing a funny hat.

5. It already has your underpants, but it wanted to see if you knew what step 2 was.

4. Hey, if it scares you, it'll scare your cat enough to prevent him from waking you up at 5AM.

3. It had been creeping closer every night while you slept, but you thought it would maintain some personal boundries.

2. The people who gave you the horse head last time have been to sensitivity training.

1. You glued it to your Roomba and programmed it to bring you breakfast in bed.